Avid Glee watcher, comic book enthusiast, glorified nerd, Paily, Brittana, & Bechloe shipper. Obsessed with anything Pitch Perfect, music or movie related. Books are also my thing. Unfortunately I'm technologically inept so this whole universe is new to me. I'm a little bit country but mostly all nerd. Being awkward and weird is also my thing, so if you find that appealing, let me know. :) Also I love meeting new people so if you ever feel like talking, shoot me a message!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
This is why they remade Spiderman.
Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you; then you become something else entirely…a legend.
(Source: orcses)
why it takes me forever to watch shows online
*watches first few minutes*
*pauses*
*goes on tumblr*
30 minutes later *presses play*
*theme song, better pause it again*
*does something else*
30 minutes later *presses play*
*pauses to go pee*
*does something else*
*suddenly remembers i was watching something*
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
yes
wow
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
can somebody write this
is this a written thing
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
yourtearsfellandmeltedthesnow:
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank You
(Source: 314eater)
do NOT get it fucked up, im reblogging this cute ass baby, but im still a real nigga n i am about that action, u feel me? jus sometimes…u kno…a goon cant be a goon 24/7
wow
shit i would trust her with my life before some of them ppl on boxer..lol
